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Decker's Wood #2019

Decker s Wood Decker Steele had it madePenthouse apartment VIP parties girls on tap You see Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning money making machine But what does a self confessed pussy

  • Title: Decker's Wood
  • Author: Kirsty Dallas
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 210
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  • Decker's Wood By Kirsty Dallas, Decker Steele had it madePenthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine But what does a self confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail Freak the F out, that s what Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker s bestDecker Steele had it madePenthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine But what does a self confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail Freak the F out, that s what Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker s best friend Only she s not so geeky and awkward any Now she s a smokin hot country bumpkin, with a smokey voice made for phone sex, and a pair of hot as hell cowboy boots Everyone adores her, my porn star buddies, my mom and dad, my equipment So, the prized package isn t so failing any, the catch is, it will only perform for AndiMy friend WITHOUT benefits What will the prince of porn do The girl or the career Reader Warning This novel is NOT a dark romance There are absolutely no whips or floggers, no matter how much Andi wants to smack Decker over the head at times There are no BDSM slavery themes, unless you can count that Decker is a slave to Andi s hot cowboy boots and sexy Texan drawl Decker s Wood does however feature glitter rain, manscaping, vajazzle, tequila shots, roof top dancing and one hell of a dick trick For Mature Audiences sexual situations and language which some readers may find offensive

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    1. FOUR DECKER STARS You were the heart I was missing from my soul, and you are the fucking future missing from my dreams Quick witted, wonderfully hilarious and so sweet I wanted to hug my kindle, Decker s wood was just what I needed to make me one happy reader I haven t been nearly so entertained in reading a book in a long time, this author has put the bounce back into my reading time and I could not have been pleased to have read this book and met the characters, Andi and Decker Readers prepar [...]

    2. 4 Stars If you really do love him, his past won t matter, because you re his future This was such a fun book The combination of humor romance sexy times limited amount of drama Decker s Wood is the story of Decker Steele, whose whole career pretty much consists ofAs an award winning porn star and a self professed pussy pounding machine , his wood is essential to his career And he s damn proud of his equipment.There s one problem though for the past year he hasn t been able to produce wood , unle [...]

    3. 3,5 stars Andi was forbidden fruit, and even if she wasn t, there was no way a pure country bumpkin like her could handle a self confessed pussy pounding warrior like me I must say I quite enjoyed this one Decker s Pecker as it is known to me thanks Allison.Yep, Decker was still the arrogant ass I remembered He might be devilishly handsome, but he had an ego the size of Texas and then some I had always found Decker to be one hundred percent Grade A top shelf, arrogant maleAndi arrived in NYC to [...]

    4. 3.5 Porn Star Stars This was a fun, cute readwith several LOL moments and some steam on the side It was a little slow at times and didn t wow me, but I enjoyed it for the most part Decker is a porn star A porn star with a problem Decker can no longer get it up without the help of drugs Until he meets Andi Would I need to picture Andi every time I wanted a drug free erection Wouldn t that basically make Andi my new erectile dysfunction drug of choice Andi is the cousin of Bradley, Decker s BFF De [...]

    5. Country bumpkin goes from book lover to porn star s loverI can t believe how much I enjoyed Decker s Wood I ve had it sitting on my kindle for ages and kept putting off reading it My friends had raved about how funny and sexy Decker was, so when it was on special I bought it with plans to read it soon I was hesitant to read and like a hero who is a porn star I mean the man has EXPERIENCE Lots and lots of experience Could I put myself in the shoes of the heroine and picture myself having a relati [...]

    6. Jenny Kirsty Dallas certainly delivered a sexy, sweet, romantic, steamy and funny story with a refreshingly different and entertaining spin and I couldn t wipe the smile off my face I had such fun reading Decker s Wood and who would have guessed one of my favourite books of the year would centre on a man s failure to rise to the occasion My happy heart told me I had to give this book 5 stars because of the sheer enjoyment I had reading it This one had it all for me, what about you Gitte Gitte Ab [...]

    7. The idea had merit a porn star dating and what do you do when the wood doesn t stand up Had some sweet cute moments had some others which were predictable and in the end everything came together For me it read slowere were some quotes which made the lips smile or laugh wished there had been a little although I have no idea how it could have been done differently.

    8. DNF 58%So after reading a few dark themed books, I thought this would be the perfect light and smutty read to cleanse my palate I really like books about characters mostly male who are involved in the sex industry Although this wasn t horrible, I just found myself cringing at some of the words and phrases used, and the heroine annoyed me to no end Decker Steele has been working in porn for the last twelve years This last year has been quite an anomaly for him For someone who can bang ladies for [...]

    9. This book was like a breath of fresh air In today s book world it seems that everything has to be drawn out into a trilogy With cliffhangers Decker s Wood however was like watching a sexy funny romantic comedy It had an amazing cast I loved them all All added to the story a great storyline Yep you read it right a porn star who s equipment has decided it doesn t want to work any That is until a country bumkin Andi rocks up to NYC It seems little decker only works when he thinks of Andi Yes there [...]

    10. This book brought smiles to my face, heat to my flesh and tears to my eyes I loved it These are just a few of my favorite moments with Andi and Decker I had been called every name in the book at least once in my life Sticks and stones may break my bones but a quick punch to your face will soothe me I really didn t take you for a cat kinda guy though, she mused Or tea I think you ve been influenced too heavily by Bradley and his English addiction I shrugged What can I say, tea calms me, and I lov [...]

    11. ARC from the author in exchange for an honest review by the girls and I at sizzlingpages I think I ve fallen in love with a porn star Yeah, that s absolutely one sentence that I never imagined coming out of my mouth, but oh man how can one not fall in love with Decker Steele When I offered to read the arc, I seriously had doubts as to what I was in store for with this book How could I not when the synopsis is Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations awardwinning, money making machine But wh [...]

    12. Jenny Kirsty Dallas certainly delivered a sexy, sweet, romantic, steamy and funny story with a refreshingly different and entertaining spin and I couldn t wipe the smile off my face I had such fun reading Decker s Wood and who would have guessed one of my favourite books of the year would centre on a man s failure to rise to the occasion My happy heart told me I had to give this book 5 stars because of the sheer enjoyment I had reading it This one had it all for me, what about you Gitte Gitte Ab [...]

    13. 4.5 StarsLet me start with the negative and end with the positive.I absolutely hate the cover It was one of those things that almost made me NOT read the book.I mean, if your thinking lumberjack and a cosy cottage it will do but this is not what I have in mind when thinking Decker Steele Am I alone in my assessment here Hell even a picture of a bookstore front would have been better On closer inspection I have no issues with the guy but let s face it, covers are what often draw your eye and my f [...]

    14. The title of this is sheer genius I assumed Decker s wood was a place, but no Actually Decker is a porn performer who, after ten years in the business, doing the business, has become bored with sex and can no longer rise to the occasion.Andi has just moved to NYC from the Texas countryside, setting up a bookshop business She s known Decker through her family since she was a child He is asked to look out for her, big brother style, by his best friend who also happens to be Andi s cousin.Andi is a [...]

    15. This book falls into my Seriously category I thought, based on the title, this would be a lot funnier than it was I wanted to like the hero I really did And parts of him were likable, but I just couldn t get past a few things that I can t specifically mention without spoiling the book There were way too many, oh, come the fuck on moments in the book Those, coupled with the grammatical errors, were a bit too much for me Andi the heroine annoyed me beyond anything She was weakly developed and a li [...]

    16. The plot was interesting, I liked the concept of having a porn star in but I didn t reading it LOL especially sex with other caiman besides the heroine Yeah, I am kinda weirdo and romance addict.Anyway Decker was thumbs up character along with our cowgirl Andi I enjoyed certain parts of the story If you in a mood of porn star, go for it But it wasn t my kind of read Happy reading D x

    17. SYNOPSIS LOVENew Comedy Romance ETA Late May 2014Decker Steele had it madePenthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine But what does a self confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail Freak the F out, that s what Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker s best friend Only she s not so geeky and awkward any Now she s a smokin hot country bumpk [...]

    18. 4 SEXY HILARIOUS stars Now I understand the title of this book Haha, it only took me until almost half way through the book, the little light bulb finally came on Oh for the loveThis book had it all.Sweetness Humor One liners Dirty talk A fun loving heroine A sexy, yet somewhat damaged hero A little bit of drama Porn stars What could you ask for This was such a fun read I would definitely recommend this book if you re looking for a cute humorous read bad You do know what that word really means, [...]

    19. LOVE IT5 Pretty Dick STARSStandalone FavoriteI absolutely loved this story In a market heavy with dark romance andarrogant alpha males it was refreshing to read a witty, light heartedromance with a male lead that oozed confidence, not arrogance There wasplenty of sexy time but not so much that it consumed the story and ofcourse there was the all important HEA Decker s Wood had me hooked from the start and never lost me I smiled,laughed, sighed dreamily and laughed some , leaving me with an achy [...]

    20. Despite the book description a porn star who s having trouble performing , this book totally won me over It was surprisingly sweet and funny.I loved Andi The little community of family that adopted her when she moved to New York was great I always know I m going to love a book when the secondary characters pull me in Often, I find myself skimming over those sections when a book isn t quite hitting the mark Casey and Lionel were awesome.Andi seems to be the only person who is able to stir a react [...]

    21. 5 CrownsMeet Decker Steele, Porn star and all around celebrity of the adult entertainment industry Decker has a little problem though at 32 and after 12 years at the top of his game, the recipient of the Male Performer of the Year for 4 years running can no longer get it up.Yes that s right, the illustrious porn star has turned into a Viagra junkie both on and off screen and in all honesty is sick of the sight of a vagina He hides it well and has stepped behind the camera over the last year to c [...]

    22. Call me a closet prude, but I never though I would fall in love with a porn star But then how can I not With Decker suffering a certain dysfunction one would think porn stars are all shallow people, maybe some are But Decker isn t He is sweet, very thoughtful, loving, or maybe it s because he has found the person that makes him feel things down below again Decker Steele had it madePenthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, [...]

    23. I will say one thing, this story was funny but it just did not work for me.First of all I didn t think the characters had much of a personality, at all Decker was too self important and bland, while Andi s personality just seemed bland and forced.There was no relationship development to me He had trouble with E.D then sees her, that s it, first sight and now all of a sudden he doesn t have E.D but only concerning her Yeah not buying it I mean it was stressed that his E.D was a psychological caus [...]

    24. 2 starsI was so excited to read this novel, well, who doesn t want to read about porn star stories I like this kind of story coz it s exciting, fun and a little drama The story started okay, but then, I found myself skipping sentences, then paragraphs, then pages, then I ended up reading the conversations aloneI didn t find anything exciting, the moment she realized that he s a porn star and she was quite fine with it, I lost interest but kept on reading coz I was waiting for this BAM moment, bu [...]

    25. Awww I LOVED Decker Seriously such a good book Writing is amazing, storyline is kind of silly but still good It made me laugh and smile a hundred times LOVED Andi She rocked FULL REVIEW TO COME

    26. Not going to rate because I stopped at 50% I really thing Decker is a dick and toward the end I skipped ahead he shows it Not really in the mood for cliche NA story line I m a quitter

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