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Fuck Valentine's Day #2020

Fuck Valentine s Day WARNING This book contains handcuffs hair pulling perverted Valentine s cards and all other sorts of naughty This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes hot sex scenes bad boys or nerds wit

  • Title: Fuck Valentine's Day
  • Author: C.M. Stunich
  • ISBN: 9781938623486
  • Page: 309
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Fuck Valentine's Day By C.M. Stunich, WARNING This book contains handcuffs, hair pulling, perverted Valentine s cards, and all other sorts of naughty This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes hot sex scenes, bad boys, or nerds with kinky sides Read at your own risk.Andi Fisher hates Valentine s Day for obvious reasons First off, she s single Second, she s single And third, well, she s fucking sinWARNING This book contains handcuffs, hair pulling, perverted Valentine s cards, and all other sorts of naughty This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes hot sex scenes, bad boys, or nerds with kinky sides Read at your own risk.Andi Fisher hates Valentine s Day for obvious reasons First off, she s single Second, she s single And third, well, she s fucking single Like it isn t hard enough watching the lovey dovey couples on campus and listening to her roommate s wild sexcapades at night Why does there have to be a holiday to grind the salt in Andi s proverbial wounds Resigned to watching reruns of Sleepless in Seattle and binge eating on half priced holiday chocolates, Andi is surprised when not one but two guys start to take in interest in her Sexy, tattooed Quinn and the equally hot, but totally nerdy Preston Either way, Andi might have Valentine s Day plans that she didn t expect

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    1. Y all know I ve been shouting from the rooftops, mountains, sh t, even my soap box about CM Stunich and this book is another reason why.Right from the dedication to those of you who were brave enough to pick up a book with handcuffs on the front cover I heart the f ck out of you the chapter titles, Six Days until Yeah I m married so suck it dayd the internal dialogue between Rational Andi, Horny Andi, Rational Andi started to speak, but I silenced her with threats to not only read the Twilight S [...]

    2. I did not like this one I did not like the way the author trashed The twilight saga books and movies writing that she will punish herself by reading and watching them, It was not an appropriate way to say something about the quality of the books and movies or for anything for that matter It wasn t a delicate way to say that I did not find it funny Also, I would like someone to answer me 2 questions 1 Why did the nerd and the bad boy switch places That was a good example of the saying that there [...]

    3. Horny Andi and Rational Andi s dialogues had me laughing till the end I still find Andi s situation a little disturbing but I guess humor outweighed it all.

    4. Crudely sexy and stupidly funny A perverted virgin on a Valentine s day clue hunt towards her secret admirer.I loved this short story about 67 pages, the end has snippets of other books I ve never been a big fan of C M Stunich, but if the author writes another comedy, then I will definitely be reading it.This it totally my kind of book, I love rude humour and a silly female.Coming up to Valentine s day, Andi finds herself being chased after by the bad boy who flirts with everything, finally inte [...]

    5. Andi is a complete horn dog and her inner monologue reads like a desperate adolescent boy who relates every situation in life to having sex Her utter hatred towards Valentine s Day stems from her repressed sexuality and jealousy towards couples who are engaging in public displays of affection or just plain romantic intimacy I laughed so hard reading this It was short, comedic, fun, and silly Really liked this book

    6. I find this book funny albeit silly and just pure erotica with no conflict in the story Arghh I don t like sharing couple _

    7. So it seems that in some ways by which I mean profanity , Stunich writes like I talk Yep, I have a dirty mouth I d toss in a Sorry, Mom here, but she s already well aware And I admit to being pleased by anyone who uses Fuck in the title and has the balls not to censor it on the cover.Also, a story title with the first word being Fuck fuck yeah.Moving on from that, the actual story is one of those fun reads, complete brain candy with a simple plot sex , a simple theme sex , and a simple inner mon [...]

    8. Y all know I ve been shouting from the rooftops, mountains, shit, even my soap box about CM Stunich and this book is another reason why.Right from the dedication to those of you who were brave enough to pick up a book with handcuffs on the front cover I heart the f ck out of you the chapter titles, Six Days until Yeah I m married so suck it dayd the internal dialogue between Rational Andi, Horny Andi, Rational Andi started to speak, but I silenced her with threats to not only read the Twilight S [...]

    9. This was EXACTLY the sort of read I needed short, funny, to the point, hot It was perfect Andi is our girl in this book and what a girl she is She s 20, at college, single and still a virgin Valentines Day is quickly approaching and like any girl in her situation she was absolutely dreading it One week until under appreciated singles day Andi spends the book trying to choose between Quinn, the hot bad ass guy who s had just about his fair share of every woman at college or Preston, the hot geek [...]

    10. 5 I need to someone to pour ice down my pants, fuck that was hot starsSo I knew C.M stunich can write hot steamy sexy books I ve read real ugly and I m stalking her till I see get bent published But holy smokes This book was just pages and pages of hot steamy turn your insides to mush hot It has everything Hot porn star douche bags Tall nerdy sexy perverts Beautiful sexy virgin And scenes that I think my panties melted right off my body Its a short, steamy, wish it was longer read Best line of t [...]

    11. Good times people This was AWESOME It was hilarious, sexy and, had the BEST warning for a book EVER like it was written just for me 1 A sexy, well endowed, alpha, nerd with a naughty side Ummm yes, please 2 Hilarious arguments between Rational and Horny Andi Rational Andi started to speak, but I silenced her with threats to not only read the Twilight Saga, but also to watch it She went silent 3 And, most importantly, it was HOT Check, check, and check I highly recommend you read this and treat y [...]

    12. This was a super cute, quick read Andi s inner dialog had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants at times I m a sucker for a nerd and boy does Preston fit the bill on that and then somelol I enjoyed Quinn and all his tattooed up blunt as hell hotness This is the first book I ve read from C.M and will add her to my list of authors to keep an eye on I give this book 3.75 hot as hell stars.

    13. This book is hot and freakin hysterical One of my fav quotes is I had a sudden and irrational fear that I was going to turn into Anastasia Steele and start spouting off things about my inner goddess and referring to my f cking c nt as down there LOVED IT

    14. C.M Stunich never disappoints me Fuck Valentine s Day is a very funny short story The internal dialogues between Rational Andy and Horny Andy are hilarious and the one side conversations with her roommate Genevieve are comical and ridiculous.The plot is not very developed, and some situations are quite disputable, so don t read it if you re looking for a classic love story.However, I definitely recommend this book to everyone who is looking for a light and steamy story and who wants to spend a c [...]

    15. Book review3 I am completely smitten to C.M Stunich books How the stories are written with the very palpable rawness and playfulness of the characters and the scorching sexual tension in every one of her books.Loved that she does not wastes time and goes straight to the point of the action and gives us the most amazing stories.Andi Fisher hates Valentine s Day It s Hell on earth for her, mainly because she s single and bitter but oh well Then two of the hottest guys on campus finally give her th [...]

    16. I was sort of an epic fail when it came to dudes Twenty two, perpetually single, unbelievably horny.That s me That was friggin awesome Hott hilarious, a fantastically fun quick romp Seriously, any author with the guts to put handcuffs on the cover and drop the F bomb in the freakin title has definitely made me a fangirl for LIFE Is the plot emotionally deep heart wrenching No Is it meant to be Hell no Will it keep your attention anyway Abso friggin lutely It s meant to be a sexy, funny quickie a [...]

    17. Had the BEST warning for a book EVER This book is like it was written just for me I feel like I m Andrea Fisher, twenty two, perpetually single, unbelievably horny That s me C.M Stunich didn t just wrote a kind of erotica book that I like But she also put and laid some humorous aspect of life This book depict reality of a normal horny virgin You can find a lot of reality aspect like frustrations, expectations and humor Though, I love how Stunich create and re create the twist and turns of the st [...]

    18. Uncensored Smut Full blog review on this book Ha, I just love how she calls everyone bitches that Andrea is snapping at Well this was a quick fuck if I ve ever read about one Approaching the time of the year that Andi hates, she basically had two men to mack on her at the same time Bad boy seeming emo to me Quinn and nerdy but seeming disguised as Super Man Preston Andi starts thinking Dafuq when she starts getting secret admirer penis pictures, cards, handcuffs, etc She has to find her Mystery [...]

    19. Originally posted at DJ s Book Corner3.5 STARSThis was another fun read by C.M Stunich my new fave author and I received plenty of dirty looks while reading it in public because it had me laughing out loud at the most random times It was a very short read took a few hours at most but I enjoyed it.It was hot and spicy, and Andi was just hilarious She was spunky, yet clueless, and that always makes for an entertaining combination I usually despise love triangles but the one in this book didn t exa [...]

    20. You want something funny and hotI mean smoking FIRE hot hilarious Read F ck Valentine s Day.I love this book and I grinned and smiled and laughed through this book It has everything, hot guys, sexual tension, flirtation OMG big flirtations , alpha, a little triangle view spoiler shower sex hide spoiler I loved Andi, seriously loved her Preston is hot and I mean put glasses on and teach me something HOT Quinn yes bad boy Quinn is geez.is guy wanted something he went after it and took itwithout th [...]

    21. I started reading this book and could not put it down It was a short and funny read I laughed throughout the book at the antic s of the characters It has sex with handcuffs, rough sex, masterbation in a college classroom Andi the main character in this story is persued by a secret admirer and a couple of guys she goes to college with one the typical bad boy type and the other the typical smart nerdy type She talks to her rational self and horny self throughout the book It has you laughing and en [...]

    22. C.M Stunich s short story was exactly what is was cracked up to be even better.It s short and sweet and kinky and hot and fucking hilarious I would ve liked for it to be a bit longer, but unortunately I don t think it would ve had the same amazeballs effect.For the very first time ever, I liked the nerdy guy than the bad boy From the moment Andi received the dickpic, it was hi Cocky, bye Quinny.There s not that much to say about FVD, thruth be told, because it was, after all, a short story But [...]

    23. I was looking for a quick, funny but filthy read and I found just that This is the book book by C.M that I have read and I will definitely be checking out her other books Andi hated Valentine s Day and it was quickly approaching and all of a sudden the hottie on campus has his sights on her She doesn t understand why now But she soon finds out and also that someone else might be interested Now there were two completely different men to think about Waitw there are three She has found herself a se [...]

    24. If all erotica were like this book, I d read erotica This book is absolutely hilarious while still being sexy Andi is a fantastic lead, and I can t imagine any book with inner monologue even remotely as amusing as hers Her conversations with Horny Andi and Rational Andi were absolutely hilarious Mostly when both aspects of herself gang up on her I loved it Overall, I love nerdy romances, so since one of the men that Andi s lusting after is a nerdy hottie, I was immediately on board This was act [...]

    25. Andi Fisher hates Valentine s Day for obvious reasons First off, she s single Second, she s single And third, well, she s fucking single Like it isn t hard enough watching the lovey dovey couples on campus and listening to her roommate s wild sexcapades at night Why does there have to be a holiday to grind the salt in Andi s proverbial wounds Resigned to watching reruns of Sleepless in Seattle and binge eating on half priced holiday chocolates, Andi is surprised when not one but two guys start t [...]

    26. C.M Stunich s short story was exactly what is was cracked up to be even better It s short and sweet and kinky and hot and fucking hilarious I would ve liked for it to be a bit longer, but unfortunately I don t think it would ve had the same amazeballs effect.I d say this isn t for people who are prudish or easily offended, as the warning cautioned, but how many people do you know who wouldn t be at least a bit interested, if not intruiged, by and author who uses fuck as the first word of her boo [...]

    27. This book is a short story but it s fun, flirty, hot and it even comes with a warning This book contains handcuffs, hair pulling, perverted Valentine s cards, and all other sorts of naughty This book is NOT intended for anyone who dislikes sex scenes, bad boys, or nerds with kinky sides Read at your own risk If this doesn t tell you that you should read it I don t know what will I Loved it If you haven t read anything by CM Stunich then you really should because you are missing out.

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