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Never Deal with Dragons Consoling a sobbing dragon and serving pig buffets are just part of the job for Myrna Banks Working for a mediation firm it s her job to get humans compensated for damages caused by the dragons who n

  • Title: Never Deal with Dragons
  • Author: Lorenda Christensen
  • ISBN: 9781426895869
  • Page: 390
  • Format: ebook
  • Never Deal with Dragons By Lorenda Christensen, Consoling a sobbing dragon and serving pig buffets are just part of the job for Myrna Banks Working for a mediation firm, it s her job to get humans compensated for damages caused by the dragons who now rule But her typical day is interrupted by Trian Chobardan, an old flame who sneaked out of her bed two years ago, taking her heart and a handful of classified documentConsoling a sobbing dragon and serving pig buffets are just part of the job for Myrna Banks Working for a mediation firm, it s her job to get humans compensated for damages caused by the dragons who now rule But her typical day is interrupted by Trian Chobardan, an old flame who sneaked out of her bed two years ago, taking her heart and a handful of classified documents with him.Myrna would love to show Trian the door, but he s been sent by North America s reigning dragon lord for help negotiating a truce with a powerful rival to avert war Myrna agrees to help, even though she ll be stuck with Trian as a partner.As the two work together, Myrna finds Trian to be surprisingly supportive and still irresistibly attractive Though her brain tells her not to forget his betrayal, her body feels differently When they learn the enemy dragon lord is planning something no one could have imagined, Myrna has to learn who she can trust before she loses not only her heart, but her life.84,000 words

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    1. I picked this up and buddy read it with two friends because we thought it would be dragon porn Hey, don t judge us look at that damn cover, dude has Mushu crawling up his arm.Anywho, we d just come off of reading a book that seemed like it would be gargoyle porn see, I really hoped but ended up being a frigging fantastic beginning to a UF series instead We ALL loved it So we figured we d continue the creature feature theme This book is not dragon porn At first I was disappointed by that okay, NO [...]

    2. SQUEE I am utterly in love With this story With these characters With Lorenda Christensen She has created a world so believable, so tangible and sparkling and delicious, I found myself wanting to move there Brava, Ms Christensen This remarkable story will stay with me for a very long time to come.

    3. This book is like dragon style chick lit And that isn t a bad thing.In Never Deal with Dragons , Myrna is a professional dragon mediator As one of the few humans who can talk to the dragons who have taken over the world, Myrna is in charge of dealing with all of the crap that dragons bring to the human realm However, is she up to the task of working with her ex boyfriend on a high profile dragon mediation case that could change her career This book was fun and well written, which I didn t quite [...]

    4. I m her agent so of course I love it Seriously guys Dragons, real ones, big meaty fire breathing dragons

    5. A genetic mishap while trying to cure cancer creates dragons, moving the humans down on the evolutionary scale Dragons are now the superior race on the planet Myrna Banks, a human able to dragon speak, works for an agency created to help mediate disputes between human and dragons She should get hazard pay for this job Dealing with the temperamental dragons can be hilarious or down right terrifying depending on the dragons mood But nothing prepared Myrna for the reappearance of Trian Chobardan, h [...]

    6. Carina Press through Netgalley provided me with an ARC of this book, I based my review on content alone 4 1 2 starsMyrna Banks job is to help humans get compensation from dragons an interesting job and hazardous job but one she loves Well, she used to love Her boyfriend, Trian, left her without a word and took off with sensitive information from her job she was demoted and now works as a secretary While in the middle of mediating a dispute, her ex walks in and once again her whole life is turned [...]

    7. I ve tried to write this review 5 times and won t save it I give up I enjoyed this book immensely Engaging characters and a well plotted storyline hooked me to the end Adored the heroine I did wish hero would have grovelled a bit and they would have made up earlier to facilitate sexy times Regardless, I enjoyed this new world and look forward to the second installment.

    8. This book grabbed me right from the start Lorenda Christensen has created a really fabulous world where humans and dragons live side by side in semi peace Right around WWIII yes.ree in an attempt to cure cancer, a doctor mixed up human and reptile DNA, threw it away into an incinerator and three years later, dragons were born They speak dragonspeak, a foreign language to most humans, except for a select few born with the ability to understand them Myrna is one of these people who works for Drago [...]

    9. Never Deal with Dragons by Lorenda Christensen is the first book in the Dragon Trilogy It is an entertaining read and I enjoyed it very much It starts out great and you find yourself quickly drawn into a world were dragons roam the earth and sky The dragons and humans coexists peacefully for the most part It truly is an intriguing idea for a paranormal series and the world Lorenda Christensen has crafted is both vivid and believable I admit I wasn t surprised by a couple of the plot points but I [...]

    10. Color me surprised I actually liked this book I wasn t sure I wanted to read it, as it was described as light pnr or chick lit, and I m not always in the mood for it But the story is in the best section of the shelf it has world building, a plot well centred outside the main couple, no bonds It s interesting and well rounded, it s only fault a predictable thread in the plot.The heroine is no way a doormat as I feared, yes, I m not happy about women who pine after lost loves we do in real life al [...]

    11. 2.5 StarsA post apocalyptic world where dragons and humans co exist in relative peace Yes, I had to give this a read And although it in no way rocked, or even shock my world in any way, it was entertaining funny, a bit of action, a bit of romance but honestly Also a little forgettable as well.

    12. Being a dragonspeaker sounds like the best job Lovers of Anne McCaffrey s Dragonrider series will conjure up images of humans telepathically communicating with dragons This is not a book where dragons are like pets with loyalty and honour Instead, these dragons are the superior race who speak in dragon tongue which only a handful of humans can understand Myrna Banks is one such human blessed with the skill to understand the hissing and grunting How did the dragons become the ruling class It s a [...]

    13. Review originally posted here thebookpushers 2013 07 18 I love a good dragon story, so when I saw this paranormal romance on NetGalley, I was intrigued by the blurb and the world I am so glad I got this one, because it was such a fun read.Myrna has the ability to speak to dragons, who were created by man in a freak accidental lab experiment She works for an organization that settles disputes between dragons and humans When the Dragon Lord of the area requests someone to work on a dragon to drago [...]

    14. 3.5 stars I am not sure that Never Deal with Dragons knew exactly what it wanted to be, but I liked it anyway Even though Christensen won the 2012 RWA Paranormal Romance Gold Heart Award winner for Never Deal with Dragons the first book of the DRACIM series , I don t know that I d have called it paranormal romance Despite the fact that it lacks the first person POV of Urban Fantasy, the world building here is probably in that category the DRACIM universe being based on genetic engineering bitin [...]

    15. DRACIM agent Myrna Banks has spent the last year of her life cleaning up a cluster of a mess when her ex took off with documents relating to her work When aforementioned ex, Trian, walks back into her life bringing with him the chance of a lifetime to work with a notorious dragon lord AND fellow DRACIM agent, Myrna can t really turn him away She s not sure why Train betrayed her the way he did, but Myrna is able to mostly turn off her resentment toward him in order to help negotiate a truce betw [...]

    16. Lorenda Christensen is a new to me author and one I will continue to follow She wrote a storyline that flows and plots full of intrigues The world building was concise, and not one time did I feel lost I simply loved it from the beginning to end.Ms Christensen s dragon world is not your typical dragon story They are not mythical, nor are they from ancient times World War III has passed, and human technology has come to bite them in the ass.Due to epic fail of test tube research, Dragons now exis [...]

    17. Myrna Banks is a dragonspeaker working as a mediator between humans and the dragons After World War III, the dragons took over and have ruled ever since It was another typical day with dragon goo on her clothing, a misunderstanding between a human and dragon, and her boss trying to take the glory for work he did not do Enter ex boyfriend and thief Trian to an already trying day, after a year together he stole documents from her home and walked out of her life Now the group he works with needs he [...]

    18. Buddy read with Ange Cory click on the links to read their reviews In this futuristic world, set sometime after WWIII dragons are definitely at the top of the food chain They rule over humans like lords of the manor and the humans aren t powerful enough to resist them Myrna works for DRACIM Dragon Relations, Arbitration, and Cooperative Interspecies Mediation and it is her job to help keep the peace between humans and the dragons This can often be quite a messy business and the kind of things sh [...]

    19. Earth isn t as we know it today World War III crippled the economy and most of the earth s landscape, and an accidental byproduct of genetic splicing has led to a new world order Humans are no longer the superior race Dragons are Not dragon shifters these are the real deal DRACIM, Dragon Relations, Arbitration, and Cooperative Interspecies Mediation, was founded to represent both parties and help with a peaceful coexistence Some humans developed the ability to interpret dragon noises, snorts and [...]

    20. The last person Myrna Banks wanted to see was her ex boyfriend, Trian the man whom fled from her bed two years ago, taking along some classified documents The betrayal not only broke her heart, but it damaged her career beyond repair or so she thought Unexpectedly, a dragon war is on the horizon, and it s up to Myrna and Train both to try and stop it Putting aside attractions for the job may be difficult than she first thought however I reviewed this book via NetGalley for my honest review I gi [...]

    21. Fantastic new series alert Fans of paranormal romance should put down whatever they are reading and reshuffle those TBR piles, because you will not want to miss this fantastic brand new series from Lorenda Christensen.Myrna Banks had a promising career at DRACIM Dragon Relations, Arbitration and Cooperative Interspecies Mediation with her specialised training, extensive knowledge of dragon history and politics she was on the fast track to becoming the lead arbitrator of the US Reperations depart [...]

    22. I picked this book up for three reasons Hot man with sexy dragon tattooGreat blurbI heard that it had won the prestigious 2012 Golden Heart from RWA in the paranormal romance category.After reading it, I thoroughly get why it won the Golden Heart The first fifty, or even one hundred pages were spectacular The book as a whole was great Unfortunately, there was a minor problem toward the end that knocked my appreciation of this book from 5 stars to 4.First, Dragons is set in a future Earth, after [...]

    23. Never Deal with Dragons appears to be the first published book by Lorenda Christensen I have to say that she knocked the ball out of the park with the story Here is why Worldbuilding This is a complicated world and I understood it immediately The world building shows up throughout the book It is wrapped in dialog and shows up at just the right points Within a few pages I understood the basics and those were presented in an active not a passive voice That method continued throughout the book Very [...]

    24. 3.5After World War III society has changed drastically Cell phones and television aren t very prevalent, we are no longer fighting over oil rights and have gone back to kerosene lights Oh and there are dragons, lots of dragons and they are now at the top of the food chain Myrna Banks is a mediator between dragons and humans, getting compensation for the humans when dragons cause damages She is also a dragon speaker, speaks the language of the dragons When a new job opportunity comes her way she [...]

    25. I really enjoyed this story about a young woman dragonspeaker in a future where dragons are now the top of the food chain I found the dragon creation story interesting, although it left me with some questions view spoiler Such as how did they reproduce so quickly 1000s in just 10 years And then the different variations could make sense, but given the very small number in the original population, I m not sure it s genetically possible hide spoiler I liked the heroine, she s focused on achieving a [...]

    26. Lorenda Christensen may be a new to me author however Never Deal with Dragons proves to be a funny, suspenseful and exciting paranormal romance with sexy dragons and a spunky heroine that is a fantastic read from the beginning paragraph to the final sentence Set in a world after World War III when the we find out we share the planet with dragons Myrna has the ability to speak to dragons and as one of the few who do she works at providing mediation between dragons and humans The opening scene of [...]

    27. This book just knocked my socks off I was so captivate that I finished it in just one setting and immediately wanted This is a very hard to put down book and one of my favorite from the Paranormal Romance genre that I have read so far this year This book takes place in a world that we don t know World War 3 has ended and dragons now rule the planet Now there is a need for dragonspeakers, humans who can translate the dragon s language to other humans Myrna Banks is one of those people and she wo [...]

    28. Snagged from NetGalley.This is an amazing debut I am a SUCKER for world building, and Christensen is brilliant at it I got a very good sense of the world, the society, the people, everything, without feeling like a load of exposition was just dumped into my brain Christensen lists Thea Harrison as one of her influences and I can definitely see it Thea has the same way of creating a world that seems so vast and interconnected, while focusing on a single location However, the world building in Nev [...]

    29. Wonderful story by new to me author Lorenda Christensen Ms Christensen has built a post WWIII world where dragons are real and humans are not at the top of the food chain any There are humans that can speak with Dragons and most of them work for DRACIM Dragon Relations, Arbitration, and Cooperative Interspecies Mediation basically acting as go betweens between Dragons and Humans Myrna is a dragonspeaker and would be in a higher position at her job but for the actions of an old flame who has just [...]

    30. For a first book I thought this one was a good start I liked the world that this book is set in, loved the dragons I can see where with this new world order that there needed to be an agency that could help with issues that between dragons and humans Some of the issues that came up, like the one at the start, had me laughing I liked how Myrna got pulled into the dragon world, she seemed to fit there Considering some of the situations that she ended up in I was surprised at the level head that s [...]

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